Tuesday with Tom -
Breaking out the Dad Jokes

Welcome to Tuesday with Tom – Dad Joke edition. 

Mornings can be hard and I want to make sure Tom is having a really good day. And I think the best way to have a good day is with a little laughter. So, let’s go try to make Tom chuckle.

It’s herd health day so Tom is somewhere in this barn. Our vet will be here any minute and we will be checking a selection of the cows. Most of the cows we’re checking today recently gave birth or might be pregnant. So, we’ll be finding the cows the vet needs to check.

While I was looking at the cows, I found Tom and here are some of the dad jokes I shared with him:

  • If someone wanted to make a really good sundae, where would they go? Sundae School
  • Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was too tired.
  • Have you noticed the graveyard is getting kind of full? People must be dying to get in there. 
  • Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain? It didn’t have the guts.
  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay – he woke up. 

After we wrapped up the dad jokes I picked the kids up from school and Lane got to drive the skidsteer! A little man is driving the skidsteer!